Wednesday, November 15, 2006

If it doesn't fit, you must write a book about the murders you committed but were found innocent for

The Juice is back. Orenthal James Simpson, a hall of fame running back for USC and the Buffalo Bills, and an Oscar winning actor for his work in Naked Gun and Naked Gun 2 1/2, will soon add Pulitzer prize winning author to his list of achievements.

OJ's new book, titled If I Did It, was co-written with Al "Why did people start calling me A.C." Cawlings and Kato Kalin, otherwise known as K-squared, and dedicated to the late Johnny Cochran.


Wait. What is it about?

Wow.

3 comments:

  1. OJ is a f*cking asshole. Whether he did it or not (...) she was still the mother of his kids.

    "Wont anyone think of the children!?" - Maude Flanders (I think)

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  2. Tone, please get your own posts. Stop stealing from So Unpretty.

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  3. i guess unpretty minds think alike.

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