What the F?

My boy Kevin Federline is finally getting the chance to perform on national tv. The highly esteemed Teen Choice Awards is the perfect venue for an artist of K-Fed's calibur. I, and millions of Americans, are relieved that Federline finally has the opportunity to showcase his amazing lyrical prowess. For example, the smash hit, PopoZao (Portugese slang term for "big ass"), displayed creativity and complex wordplay like:

I want to see your kitty, and a little bit of titty..
Girls, don't you worry about all the dough, because a cat is coming straight out of the 'No...
ready to rock those shows all the way to Rio
Bring that Brazil booty on the floor
Up, down, all around, work that shit to the funky sound...
Po, po, po, po, popozão, popozão

That's got the ingredients for international superstardom.

August 20, 2006. Mark your calendars (as if you'll even need a reminder), and set your DVRs for the performance of a lifetime.

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P.S. - A.I. is staying a Sixer! Yes!!