Friday, December 21, 2007
Awesome new product, Rapex!
RAPEX is a new product that was developed to empower women to defend themselves against rapists. RAPEX is a device used by women to prevent rape and to identify the rapist. The RAPEX prototype was launched on 31 August 2005, at Kleinmond, Cape Province, South Africa.
I'm not sure if this product is absolutely crazy or amazing? Its good that a women has a last ditch effort way to prevent being raped but what if she accidentally left it in for someone she wanted to have sex with? I think that guy would be just a tad bit pissed... ok very pissed. Who wouldnt? The thing has to be surgically removed... from your penis!!!
Saturday, December 15, 2007
Welcome to Wally World
This fellow feels that he has figured out how stonehenge was built. It might not have been what they did but it seems like it would have also worked.
Sunday, December 02, 2007
For all the ladies that complain about their ass
Don't do it ladies. No matter what your ass looks like there will always be someone out there who likes it. Trust me, I'm a man who loves the ass.
And if you really want it bigger here are some pointers:
1. Eat a damn candy bar once and awhile. It goes straight to your ass and tastes great.
2. Just do some squats or leg presses. Its a little bit harder then just eating candy but in the long run its most likely better. Plus If you do decide to do squats I will get to watch. I'll be the creepy guy doing curls in the corner.
Now, if you dont want your ass to be bigger do the opposite of what I said... i guess.