What the F?

As a dude who loves female celebrities, i couldn't be more excited for Chickipedia.

First thing i did was make sure my top 10 are on there (yes i'm still that immature) and a couple were missing. So now i have a project to work on.

It's still in beta and has some kinks to work out, and are the body measurements really necessary? It's almost creepy. But so great.

Now when I inevitably run into these women, i can present myself like a legitimate groupie who knows waaay too much about them.

In case anyone was wondering, and you weren't, I am currently home sick and very bored. Being home with nothing to do equals me writing another horrible blog post about nothing much. Ready? Here goes!

I guess I shall start with ye olde super bowl this Sunday. We got the Pats Vs. the New York football Giants. Ugh. I did not want the Pats to go undefeated and have a perfect season. Does Tom Brady really need to go perfect? He already is perfect! I just pray that there is something wrong with him that no one knows about, like webbed feet or a tail.

Did I mention I hate the Giants? So I'm forced to route for Mr. Perfect, and I don't mean Curt Henning, Tom Brady. Jerk.


It's that time of year again folks. That time where I get to pick out games from my friends Phillies season tickets. If anyone came to a game with me last year you will remember that they r-o-c-k-e-d. Behind home plate. This year they will be slightly better and if I buy 10 games I can also buy a Bo Sox game. Awwwwww shit! I can't wait for baseball.

And if anyone is interested in coming, it only costs a couple of beers! The only down side is that you would have to go with me. I know its a tough decision, awesome seats to a Phillies game but talking to me for three hours... what to do.


I'm starting to really like free pool Wednesdays at the Lions Den and hottubs in the winter.


And to finish up, guess who finally got their permit?

Recently in Stephenville, TX a woman claims she saw a UFO, which isn't a big deal really, they think they see them all the time. But look at how the town rolls with it! Every business has a welcome sign for the aliens as if they're real.

Why are people from Texas so crazy? I blame it on the love they have for high school football.

Surprisingly something adorable.


I've been posting the cute lately folks and I thinks I like it.

I always fall for the slapstick, hitman, British, buddy movie. It does have Colin Farrell in it however, hmmm to see or not to see.

I'm all for changes being made to better ourselves and more importanly the earth but some things are just a little hard to swallow and take time to adjust to.

Apparently, out in Orange County, CA they are having a little bit of a drinking water problem. The problem being they don't have enough. This is where modern technology comes into play. Basically think about the last place in your home you would want to drink water from and you might get where this is going. Yup, toilet water. Not the clear kind either, the yellow or, dear God help us, the brown kind.

In six months Orange Countians (or is it Orange countites?) will be drinking sewer water distilled through a $500 million refinery. The best part about it though is it only takes two days to go from butt water to mouth water. Pretty good deal if you ask me.

I think at first people might be affraid of this new water (or wooder as I call it) but as long as it tastes fine people wont care after awhile. They might even start bottling it and making some money. People drink cat poop coffee right? Hell, we are even going to be eatting cloned meat soon... well, not me personally. I'd become a vegitarian first but some people will.

I was reading CNN.com today and found a interesting sports article. It was about "super fans" and what made them super. You can read the whole thing here if you so desire http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/wayoflife/01/18/sports.fans/index.html
but this one is my favorite, and actually number 1 on the list. I clearly have good taste.

Our first story has a fairy-tale middle and a horrible ending.

In August of '77, Bobby Murcer of the Cubs promised to hit a home run for terminally ill fan Scott Crull. That night, Murcer hit two of them. Pretty amazing, especially when you consider Murcer only hit nine homers the whole next season. But that's not why Crull -- a 12-year-old from Calumet City, Illinois -- makes this list.

Broadcasting the game nationally on ABC, Keith Jackson told the country how Murcer had fulfilled the dying boy's last wish. Eyes watered, spines tingled.

There was only one problem -- nobody had ever told the boy he was dying. His parents were horrified. Weeks later, Crull passed away.


Honestly, is that not the worst/best thing you've ever read? I feel bad for the kid but come on!

This story has made me start thinking that I should become a super fan or stalker, which ever one really. I just need to find something I'm passionate about enough to stalk. I'm open to suggestions. Actually, if someone has been looking for a stalker let me know. It'll make things easier for me if I don't have to do any work.

But this is the cutest kitten I've ever seen in my life. I would let it hang from my eyeballs with its claws just so I could be closer to it.


Edit: This is the second post today I've made about cats... just thought that was kinda weird.

I know what your thinking, $41 for one cup of coffee? That's outrageous! But apparently it tastes like caramel, chocolate, earthy and musty. I don't even like coffee and I think that sounds delicious... except that it is made from cat poop. I'm not trying to be funny, its literally made from poop from a cats behind. Basically Indonesian civet cats eat coffee beans, that probably cost a couple of cents, then they poop the beans out and wham-o! $41 a cup!

My biggest question is how did someone figure this out? Really, who decides to grind beans that came out of a cats tookus? Well, here is my guess: college kids. It's so obvious. Who else does ridiculous stuff like that? "Dude, lets grind up this cat bean shit and make someone drink it!". "Dude, awesome idea. Now lets high five and play some wii bro!." Yup, just like that folks... just like that.

I'm going to end this post with a question to everyone, how much would you pay for my brand new JC coffee bean blend?

I cant get past 10 seconds in.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8CL2hetqpfg

I love these. Here's my favorite:



Sh*t cracks me up.

What the F is back baby!

I know our friend unusual suspect over at sounpretty realllllly wants to see this movie but I also know she's probably dieing to see what the hell knocked the head off of the statue of liberty.






















So, here it is.



edit: just saw the movie... looked nothing like this.