What the F?

Shocking developments from our solar system: Pluto is no longer considered a planet. This is what the world's leading astronomers concluded today. I tried to reach the former planet for a comment but there was no answer. I did, however, get in touch with Neptune, Pluto's neighbor.

"It's sad, really," said Neptune. "One day you're a planet, the next day you're a dwarf planet. It just ain't right."

Not all planets were surprised by the news, though.

"I always knew there was something weird about Pluto," said Venus. "Honestly, I didn't feel safe with him around. I'm relieved that he's gone and this solar system is better for it."

Harsh words from the second planet from the sun.

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