Thursday, September 28, 2006
TO Now 0 For 1 In Suicide Attempts
Is it wrong that my first thought after hearing TO tried to bounce himself was "how does this affect my fantasy teams?" Well I really don't give a shit. The guy is nuts and he's responsible for all the attention he gets, including front pages of newspapers and top stories on CNN, even when there are clearly more important things going on like the release of Dustin Diamond's Saved By the Balls sex tape.
That said, I actually believe his story. It doesn't make sense that 81 would want to take his own life because as his publicist pointed out yesterday, he's raking in 25 mil. And I'm aware that money doesn't buy happiness and all that BS, but TO thrives on himself so why would he want to kill the only thing he's ever loved? Especially with less than two weeks before his return to Philly? I know Dallas is an awful city but is it really that depressing?
It would've been selfish for him to deprive us all of his arrogance, his TD celebrations, his love affair with Michael Irvin (one of my least favorite people in the entire world), his weight lifting lawn sessions, and of course his crying about his childhood.
I'm really not this insensitve to serious situations like suicide but the whole thing yesterday was just another day at the circus in the life of TO. He gave fantasy owners around the world a real scare.
Joke of the day: This one comes from a friend. What's the difference between TO and pizza pie?
Answer: A pizza pie won't try to kill itself.
That said, I actually believe his story. It doesn't make sense that 81 would want to take his own life because as his publicist pointed out yesterday, he's raking in 25 mil. And I'm aware that money doesn't buy happiness and all that BS, but TO thrives on himself so why would he want to kill the only thing he's ever loved? Especially with less than two weeks before his return to Philly? I know Dallas is an awful city but is it really that depressing?
It would've been selfish for him to deprive us all of his arrogance, his TD celebrations, his love affair with Michael Irvin (one of my least favorite people in the entire world), his weight lifting lawn sessions, and of course his crying about his childhood.
I'm really not this insensitve to serious situations like suicide but the whole thing yesterday was just another day at the circus in the life of TO. He gave fantasy owners around the world a real scare.
Joke of the day: This one comes from a friend. What's the difference between TO and pizza pie?
Answer: A pizza pie won't try to kill itself.
Comments:
<< Home
How bad is his publicist? a false story leaked about her client attempting suicide that was basically created by her. I'm preeeety sure he could do a better job himself. Between her and Rosenhaus Im starting to think there's nothing wrong with TO other than he hires idiots.
Post a Comment
<< Home
