What the F?

I opened my papaer today and saw the headline "Single-sex classes get go-ahead". When I read this I honestly thought it meant that they were going to be teaching classes about masturbation. Choking the chicken. Beating the one eyed monster. Feeding the hog. Yanking your doodle dandy. I think you get the point. In actuality it was just that they'll be teaching the boys and the girls seperatly. Not quite as interesting.

Even more hilarious though, underneath that article was one about giving more condoms to inmates to prevent spreading aids in jail. Apparently its spreading like peanut butter over wonderbread. Maybe they should just stop the rapeing, no? Its like saying instead of preventing crime we'll just make it a little uncomfortable and lack feeling.