What the F?

I'm a little late but let me be the first to say, "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" at the Yankees. Way to flush $200 million down the drain scumbags. Too bad it wasn't the Red Sox that took you down.

The only thing I am sad about from this amazing turn of events is that Artie Lange from the Howard Stern show has to make out with 500 year old porn star Blue Iris due to a lost bet. I feel bad but will be non-stop laughing when it happens.

Now in national league news: F the Mets!