Wednesday, November 29, 2006
Breaking news: The Cold War is not over, but Pam and Kid are done
I must say that the news has been amazingly entertaining and stupid lately. I've been catching some great headlines and stories on different Web sites, blogs, in newspapers and of course on the Insider from my idol Pat O'Brien, who by the way interviewed Anna Nicole Smith yesterday about her drug use after her son bounced. Pat O'Brien talking about drugs. Good stuff.
But seriously, you got that Russian spy who was apparently poisoned to death. And he claimed it was the Russian prez, Putin, who did it. This is straight out of a movie about the Cold War.
Solid headlines include "Pastor accused in alleged murder plot," "High School coach arrested in prostitution sting, "Snoop Dog Arrested again", not to mention countless local stories about a controversial Christmas tree ornament that may or may not resemble a gun. Who gives a shit? Props to Jill Porter for pointing out that the silly protesters and reporters have done wonders for Urban Outfitters.
Then you got Michael Irvin, who somehow still has a job even though he's a junkie who cannot make an unbiased comment about anything. And who recently entered the world of stupid commentators who make stupid remarks but pass it off as a joke to make it all better. Please break your neck again soon.
But the big news is that Britney and Paris are hanging out. Seriously, I heard this 784 times the past few days. They are friends and we need an update on their whereabouts every hour on the hour.
Other celeb shockers:
Pam and Kid Rock broke up. Didn't see that one comin.
Jeter is banging Jessica Biel. Nice catch Derek. Definitely an upgrade from the annoying Mariah Carey.
Lindsay Lohan is an anorexic/drug addict.
Tony Danza came out of the closet, saying he "wanted to break free."
But seriously, you got that Russian spy who was apparently poisoned to death. And he claimed it was the Russian prez, Putin, who did it. This is straight out of a movie about the Cold War.
Solid headlines include "Pastor accused in alleged murder plot," "High School coach arrested in prostitution sting, "Snoop Dog Arrested again", not to mention countless local stories about a controversial Christmas tree ornament that may or may not resemble a gun. Who gives a shit? Props to Jill Porter for pointing out that the silly protesters and reporters have done wonders for Urban Outfitters.
Then you got Michael Irvin, who somehow still has a job even though he's a junkie who cannot make an unbiased comment about anything. And who recently entered the world of stupid commentators who make stupid remarks but pass it off as a joke to make it all better. Please break your neck again soon.
But the big news is that Britney and Paris are hanging out. Seriously, I heard this 784 times the past few days. They are friends and we need an update on their whereabouts every hour on the hour.
Other celeb shockers:
Pam and Kid Rock broke up. Didn't see that one comin.
Jeter is banging Jessica Biel. Nice catch Derek. Definitely an upgrade from the annoying Mariah Carey.
Lindsay Lohan is an anorexic/drug addict.
Tony Danza came out of the closet, saying he "wanted to break free."
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is tony danza really gay? if so, now he and his son from "Who's the boss" can date... because he is also gay... and so is Tone Loc.
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