Thursday, December 07, 2006
Happy 50th Birthday

To Larry Bird. The Hick from French Lick sometimes resembles an 80's porn star more than one of the greatest b-ball players ever. But as good as Bird was (3-time league MVP, 3-time World Champion), his instructional video on how to perfect your jump shot was no help to this undersized white guy.
Also, a happy birthday to Terrell Owens. Congratulations on leading the NFL in dropped passes you stupid son of a bitch.