What the F?

I have something pretty important I would like everyone to know and since everyone has been going blog crazy as of late I figured I would just do it here.

I don’t know how much I can trust everyone in our office anymore. A sad state of affairs I know but there is one way to get around this little di-lemma. An old trick I believe the commies came up with back in the day. Because they had a lot of spies. And transvestites. Mostly because of the trannys though. Who wants to end up in a bathroom stall with that? not me... Of course I am talking about a secret handshake. Its the only way I can be sure I can trust someone.

Unusual Suspect and Flip flop girl already have one so I can trust them, But the rest of you? No...fucking...way. Not until we can develop a special secret handshake of our own. I expect to see everyone at my cube sometime tomorrow or I will assume you are a commie transvestite and there for untrustworthy.

Disclaimer: handshake may contain nudity.

Just so everyone knows this is the dumbest thing I have ever written in my life but because you read it you are dumb as well. Therefore I feel better.