What the F?

I was thinking the other day about things that I can't stand yet seems like I should love. It's a weird thing to think about randomly but hey, thats me. The first thing that came to mind was showering with someone. It could be your girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, husband, trashman or even bigfoot but the result will always be the same.

It's always fun at first. You're naked, they're naked. You're soapy, they're soapy. This is always good. But here is where it starts to go bad. When you get stuck in the back it is a nightmare. Nothing kills a mood like standing naked dripping wet with no way to warm yourself. Now something that was originally sexy is turning into a battle for warmth in front of the shower head.

The funniest part about this? I will never turn it down. Never. I always have the feeling that its going to be great. But it always turns out to be lackluster. The only saving grace is the sex. I could be out in the snow standing on a block of ice but it would be fine as long as we were bumping uglies.

Seriously though, does anyone else feel this way or is it just me? Its probably just me. Theres probably a better system to this that i just dont know about. Any advice would be appreciated.