What the F?

Over the last 4 days I've spent money on:

• A 32 inch HDTV (I smile every time I look at it, worth it)
  
• Cable Box and HDTV channels
  
• HD cables for my XBOX (just for Madden)
  
• Friday Night Lights Season 1 DVD (1/2 off the original price)
  
• "Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie for Theaters for DVD"DVD
  
• Chamillionaire's Ultimate Victory (impulse purchase)
  
• Clothes (why i stopped going to the mall w/ chicks in the first place)
  
• Bottle service at the club (at least I split this cost 3 ways)
  
• .70 cents in errant text messages (1 to a coworker :(
  
• Received 3 parking tickets (two were bullsh*t too)
• 20 bucks in parking
• 40 dollars in gas
  
• 2 nice dinners for 2 (worth it)
  
• 6 hours worth of food and beer at the sports bar (not worth it)
• a load of Rockstar Energy drinks
  
• Bottles of tequila and vodka (always worth it)
  
• a sh*tload of cold medicine (a result of all of the above probably)
  
• and 2 birthday cards

Sigh. Once fall officially hits, I'm done spending. Unless anyone wants to make a donation.
Of course you do. I'll set up a paypal account.