What the F?

number one cause of death, despite what the reports say, is not heart disease. it's people who are mistaken for robbers and shot accidentally by people who have a gun attached to their bed.
 

This is the greatest thing I've seen in a while.

I love the 2nd Amendment reminder.

I love that my gun "can be easily hidden by sheets and blankets".

And I really love that my dog could potentially accidentally blow a hole in my shin by f*cking around with my mattress.