Wednesday, March 14, 2007

 

You bet your ascot friday I'm still alive

A few weeks ago, Jmoney appeared before me sobbing, claiming I don't post on glorious What the F anymore. After I slapped him in the nipple area, I promised a return similar to that of the Ultimate Warrior during the main event at Wrestlemania 8...or 7 or 6 or even 9. Hell I don't remember. But return I did, with absolutely nothing important to say. So without Freddy Adu, my thoughts on life (basically sports and things that make me laugh).

First, as any normal human being or mammal including dolphins knows, March Madness is upon us. The NC double A tournament begins March 15 and I, like many young men, am gearing for non-stop basketball and countless trips to the bathroom. I filled out my brackets and my big upset in round one is New Mexico State beating Texas. Silly, you say right? Texas has the best player in the nation. Well, you're probably correct. But after Deadspin revealed this fun factoid about NMS's fans, I decided it would be delightful to cheer them on. After all, I'm going to rip up my bracket after the first weekend anyway. It's madness baby.

Next on the agenda is Pete Rose. He apparently admitted to betting on the Reds...while he was managing them! (exclamation point for dramatic effect) I don't know what to believe here. Maybe's he's out to write another book and get out of gambling debt. Maybe he truly is sorry and wants baseball to lift the lifetime ban it imposed on him. Whatever the case, Charlie Hustle was awesome and he has Tone Loc's vote in the 2008 presidential election- Caveman Party.

Lastly, I leave you with the photo of the day. Part NBA player, part pornstar, part crustache model.

And really lastly, I just got a call from a dame at Tiki Bob's who probably has large breasts. Said dame informed me of a free happy hour on April 6. I won't be there because Tiki Bob's is scary, but you get in for free if you say my real name, which of course is Anthony Loc. Have fun with all the Brooklyn blowouts.

Comments:
nickel dimer anyone?
 
A little blow by!

My dad thinks Raftery is an alcoholic. Very believable. Or he's just insane.
 
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